HUMOR
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation. One of them complained of family problems.
Finally, the other man said, "You think you have
family problems? Listen. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter, and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made
my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife
became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
"Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a
son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was
also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made
me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now
the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my
father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I'm
my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my
father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather! And you think you have family
problems!"
..Life Support by way of Chapnotes (ChapnotesMail@...)
and Christian Voices (CVWorldwide@...)
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THOUGHT PROVOKING
INSPIRATIONAL
A SPECIAL KIND OF
LOVE
I had a lot of hatred in my life. It wasn't something
outwardly manifested, but there was a kind of inward grinding. I was disgusted
with people, with things, with issues. Like so many other people, I was
insecure. Every time I met someone different from me, he became a threat to
me.
But I hated one man more than anyone else in the
world. My father. I hated his guts.
To me he was the town alcoholic.
If you're from a small town and one of your
parents is an alcoholic, you know what I'm talking about. Everybody knows. My
friends would come to high school and
make jokes about my father being downtown. They didn't think it bothered
me. I was like other people,
laughing on the outside, but let me tell you, I was crying on the inside. I'd
go out in the barn and see mother
beaten so badly she couldn't get up, lying in the manure behind the
cows.
When we had friends over, I would take my father out,
tie him up in the barn, and park the car up around the silo. We would tell our
friends he'd had to go somewhere. I don't think anyone could have hated anyone
more than I hated my father.
After I made my decision for Christ -- maybe five
months later -- a love from God through Jesus Christ entered my life and was so
strong it took that hatred and turned it upside down. I was able to look my
father squarely in
the eyes and say, "Dad, I love you." And I really meant it. After some of the
things I'd done, that shook him up.
When I transferred to a private university I was in a
serious car accident. My neck in traction, I was taken home. I'll never forget
my father coming into my room. He asked me, "Son, how can you love a father like
me?" I said, "Dad, six months ago I despised you." Then I shared with him my
conclusion about Jesus Christ: "Dad, I let Christ come into my life. I can't
explain it completely but as a result of that relationship I've found the
capacity to love and accept not only you, but other people just the way they
are."
Forty-five minutes later, one of the greatest thrills
of my life occurred. Somebody in my own family, someone who knew me so well I
couldn't pull the wool over his eyes, said to me, "Son, if God can do in my life
what I've seen Him do in yours, then I want to give Him the opportunity." Right
there my father prayed with me and trusted Christ.
.. By Josh Mcdowell as posted in
"The Daily Encourager", by David Langerfeld (The_Daily_Encourager@...)
by way of Christian Voices (CVWorldwide@...)
(www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.com)
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Many in
One
For to us a child is born, to us a
son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called
Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Isaiah 9:6
My husbands family lives in a small town in north
Florida , a few
hours away. At a visit last year my sister-in-law took me along to run an errand
one morning. The destination - a house on the edge of town, just off the
highway. It was old, with peeling, faded paint. Once the shutters
had been red, and maybe even functioned. The uneven boards on the front
porch sloped, making the whole house seem crooked. But inside, oh my!
A delightful series of rooms with the most interesting items.
The front room was laden with a wonderful mixture.
An antique desk piled with paperwork, which advertised a Notary.
Orders, notes, and numbers tacked to the walls. Family photos. I spotted a
round wire basket full of
chirping crickets. The containers top somehow amazingly kept the insects from
jumping out, even though there was no lid.
The owner had been working in one of the two
back rooms. Rolls of ribbon were visible hanging on the shelves by
the vases and containers. A rusty coca-cola refrigerated case kept flowers
and greenery fresh. The adjacent front room had a tiny table, couple of
chairs, small TV, and a cute itty bitty dog who was closely watching
me.
This was just one house, yet it had many components:
a flower shop, bait shop, a notary, and possibly living quarters. Sort of
the way a lot of different people comprise one family. Sort of the way a
little baby was prophesied to be many different things in One
person.
God is able, and willing, to meet us at our every
point of need. He is our provider, protector, comforter, saviour, redeemer, and
friend. Many in one. Thats good news, and something to really give
thanks for!
..Sally Ireland Kennedy (http://www.sallyikennedy.com)
(sallyikennedy@...)
by way of Christian Voices (CVWorldwide@...)
(www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.com)
Sally is the author of 52 Little Parables from Ireland, Words from the Heart,
and Irish Thursdays. She lives in south
Florida , with her
husband, Ben.
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